Every time I go out and have an awesome night and you're not there, that's another hundred points in my column

I'm talking about the game of life, Ted.

Scoreboard. Better wardrobe: 75 points.

Apartment on a higher floor: 90 points.

Longer name: 110 points.

Every time I go out and have an awesome night and you're not there,

that's another hundred points in my column.

So, yeah, I'm in the lead.

<How I Met Your Mother, s07ep21, Now We're Even>