And if he should fall, he will fall in such a manner as to cover up his rank so that passersby will think he's an officer!

A Chief Petty Officer shall not drink!

And if he should drink, he shall not get drunk!

If he should get drunk, he shall not stagger!

And if he should stagger, he shall not fall!

And if he should fall, he will fall in such a manner as to cover up his rank so that passersby will think he's an officer!

<Men of Honor, 2000>