I'm too old for this shit

The Murtaugh list, is something that came into being around the time I turned 30.

Then one day, in the throes of the worst hangover of my life, I realized there was only one person in the world that I could relate to.

Detective Roger Murtaugh,

played by Danny Glover, in the 80's noir masterpiece "Lathal Weapon".

Known for his oft-quoted catchphrase:

"I'm too old for this shit"

It's sad to admit, but as you get older,

there is just certain things you can't do anymore.

Like I can still pull an all-night.

Or eat entire pizza in one sitting.

Or hang posters on your wall without frames.

<How I Met Your Mother, s04ep19, Murtaugh>