- You want to talk about yesterday?
Safe space.
- You,y friend, are suffering from a little-known condition, called "New Relationship Smugness".
You and Robin are in the honeymoon phase. Everything's perfect.
Every song on the radio is about you.
Every other couple sucks.
- Aw, look at you.
Had a girlfriend for five minutes, and you think you can play with the big boys, adorable.
Son, I've been in a relationship since you had a ponytail
and were playing Dave Matthews on your mama's Casio.
I'm a good boyfriend in my sleep.
I can rock a killer foot rub with one hand
and brew a kick-ass pot of chamomile in the other that would make you weep.
Hell, I've forgotten more about microwaving fat-free popcorn and watching Sandra Bullock movies than you'll ever know, but thanks for your concern, rook.
<How I Met Your Mother, s05ep6, Bagpipes>