2023年3月29日 星期三

那個就是他賺錢的東西了

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那個就是他賺錢的東西了

22.10.31

鋼羊毛

很遺憾 這是我們最後一次這樣相見了
讓我來為你介紹下

除垢大師核能砲

注意! 微波動力分子雷射除垢光
注意! 雷射導引超高壓強力水柱砲
再注意! 我特別為你準備了小小的驚喜

特殊羊毛合金製成
結合先進科技與除垢藝術的天才組合
我叫它
「鋼羊毛」
它還附加了
雷射砲

有什麼遺言

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別怪我無情了 這可能會終結世界
發射雷射麻花卷!
再強一點!

強到最高點!

<盤子髒髒>
<SpongeBob SquarePants, s05ep10, The Kristy Plate>


2023年3月28日 星期二

I mean, the warning signs were there. This is really on you.

Bernadette:
Wait a minute.
You set me up with Howard.
Did you know about all the creepy stuff he was into?

Penny:
Oh, a little. You hear stuff.

Bernadette:
Why don't you tell me?

Penny:
Well, I was gonna but I didn't think it would go past the first date.

When it did, I thought for sure it wouldn't go past you meeting his mother.

Definitely not pass when you two sleeping together.
I mean, the warning signs were there.
This is really on you.

<The Big Bang Theory, s05ep22, The Stag Convergence>

NSFW

JK -just kidding
SMH -shaking my head, 不太行, 傻眼
totes -totally
RAD -(extremely exciting or good), 極好, 特棒
NVM/nm -never mind
OBVI -obviously
OMW -on my way
L&R
NSFW -not safe for work, 上班不要看
DODGY -不誠實, 騙人

2023年3月26日 星期日

三酸甘油脂的減少 -菊苣纖維

三酸甘油脂的減少 -菊苣纖維

菊芋
(近似牛蒡)

菊苣纖維/ 水溶性膳食纖維

類似的食材:
(一日10g)
牛蒡5.4g/ 大蒜12.5g/ 洋蔥4.3g






2023年3月19日 星期日

預防失智 蜂蜜

預防失智 -> 蜂蜜
LPS毒素增加
毒素跑到腦部
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類黃酮
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夜晚前一杯溫開水加蜂蜜
+
三餐後刷牙
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血管老化預防 鋅

血管老化預防 -> 鋅 (10g
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牡蠣
豬 牛肉類
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缺鋅會導致味蕾細胞老化
口味變重
味覺異常
過多鹽的攝取 導致高血壓
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略補充鋅食材:
蛋(4.6g
起司粉(7.3g
芝麻(5.9g


2023年3月18日 星期六

And if there isn't enough love for the two of us, then I wanna give you all of mine.

Dear boss baby,
I don't usually write very much, but now I know that memos are very important things.

Even though I never went to business school, I did learn to share in kindergarten.

And if there isn't enough love for the two of us, then I wanna give you all of mine.

I would like to offer you a job.
It will be hard work, and there will be no pay.

But the good news is that you can never be fired.
Year after year after year.
We will grow old together. And you and I will always be, brother.

<The baby boss, 2017>

You are not supposed to end with 'Ha', you're supposed to end with 'Argh'!

-So, you went to a community college, is it?

-Keep going!

-And you have the guts to ask me for a bonus, now? Ha!
Your exit interview is over!

-Dodge, parry, and thrust!

-Sounds like a heck of a law firm!
You're fired.
And here's your severance package. Ha!

- Wait. You are not supposed to end with 'Ha', you're supposed to end with 'Argh'!

-Argh!

<The baby boss, 2017>

Aim for failure, and you'll always succeed.Aim away of failure.

-Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right.

-What are you talking about?

-The path to success is not a straight line, Templeton, but rather wild ride, like a ship at sea.
And you are a sea captain, taming a turbulent ocean.

-Tree! I'm gonna hit it!

-Aim for failure, and you'll always succeed.
Aim away of failure.

Once success is a habit, the it's all down hill.

<The baby boss, 2017>

One thing was clear, he was the boss.

Right from the start, he was yelling, ordering every people around.

One thing was clear, he was the boss.

He set up his office right smack dab in the middle of the house.

He conducting meetings. Lots and lots of meetings.
Even in the middle of the night.

If things weren't done to his immediate satisfaction... He had a fit!

He had everyone wrapped around his chubby little finger.

<The baby boss, 2017>

Did you know that triangle is the strongest shape found in nature?

And three is the perfect number.
Interesting fact, did you know that triangle is the strongest shape found in nature?

<The baby boss, 2017>

2023年3月9日 星期四

Robots Versus Wrestlers

Kids, I'd love to tell you that over the years, we didn't all drift apart a little at one time or another.
You don't mean for it to happen, but it does.

But no matter what, to this day, come hell or high water, we still all get together every year for Robots vs. Wrestlers.

<How I Met Your Mother, s05ep22, Robots Versus Wrestlers>

2023年3月3日 星期五

New Relationship Smugness

- You want to talk about yesterday?
Safe space.

- You,y friend, are suffering from a little-known condition, called "New Relationship Smugness".
You and Robin are in the honeymoon phase. Everything's perfect.
Every song on the radio is about you.
Every other couple sucks.

- Aw, look at you.
Had a girlfriend for five minutes, and you think you can play with the big boys, adorable.

Son, I've been in a relationship since you had a ponytail
and were playing Dave Matthews on your mama's Casio.

I'm a good boyfriend in my sleep.
I can rock a killer foot rub with one hand
and brew a kick-ass pot of chamomile in the other that would make you weep.

Hell, I've forgotten more about microwaving fat-free popcorn and watching Sandra Bullock movies than you'll ever know, but thanks for your concern, rook.

<How I Met Your Mother, s05ep6, Bagpipes>

2023年3月2日 星期四

Thank you for summing that up

- He never listen.
When he does, it's with this disappointed scowl, like someone skimped on meat in his sandwich.
"Excuse me, barmaid.
I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring."

"I ordered an extra-large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side."

"This here, this is a talking fishbone."

- No, you're thinking about this all wrong.
It's not so much what you look like, it's what's inside that he can't stand.

- ..Thank you for summing that up.

<How to train your dragons, 2010>


You just gestured to all of me

- Hiccup! If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons,
you need to stop all, this.

- But you just pointed to all of me.
- Yes, that's it, stop being all of you.

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- When you carry this axe, you carry all of us with you.

Which means you walk like us, you talk like us, you think like us.
No more of... this.

- You just gestured to all of me.

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