"Testify"

Men.

It's like, if there weren't pickle jars to open

and spiders to kill

and computer to back up, what would be their point?

----

My goal is to eventually say things that are so sassy and wise, 

that there is no possible response other than "mm" or "mm-hmm".

I hope someday to earn a...

"testify"

<How I met your mother, s8ep5>

What every red-blood American would rather be doing at all times

- For the first time in my adult life, I didn't have a roommate.

- If I want to walk around naked, nobody cares.

- If I bring home soup from the deli and leave it in the fridge for two days, nobody eats it.

- And if I do something colossally stupid, nobody ever has to know.

----

- People make fun of the guy

who stays home every night doing nothing.

- Truth is that guy's a genius.

Cause let's be honest,

sitting around watching TV,

drinking beer and eating ribs alone is what every red-blood American would rather be doing at all times.

- Yeah, but wouldn't it be better to have someone to share the...

I mean, don't you get lonely without...

...Yeah, that sounds pretty great.

<How I met your mother, s7ep21, Now we're even>

The Dobler-Dahmer theory

There's a fine line between love and insanity.

It's Dobler-Dahmer theory.

If both people are into each other,

a big romantic gesture works.

Like Lloyd Dobler, holding up the boom box, outside Diane Court's window in Say Anything.

But if one person isn't into the other, the same gesture comes off serial-killer crazy, or Dahmer.

----

Whether a gesture's charming or alarming

depends on how it's received.

<How I met your mother, s8ep15>

As you get to know the person, that's the lyrics

A melody is like seeing someone for the first time. The physical attraction. Sex.

But then, as you get to know the person, that's the lyrics. Their story. Who they are underneath. It's the combination of the two that makes it magical.

<Music and Lyrics, 2007>

[人生] 不要再跟我說“每天要活的像最後一天”了

不要再跟我說“每天要活的像最後一天”了

..

....

如果今天是最後一天

你想我還會上班嗎..

Imagine an ogre baby. They extra cry, and they extra poop.

Have you seen a baby lately? 

They just eat and poop, 

and they cry and then they cry when they poop and poop when they cry. 

Now, imagine an ogre baby. 

They extra cry, and they extra poop.

<Shrek, the Third, 2007>

最後還是要看內褲阿

奇勳：我不管在怎麼窮

我也會穿差不多五萬韓元的內褲

就算我今天死了 不管是出車禍死掉 還是被強盜殺了

送到醫院去脫光光

也一定要穿昂貴不寒酸的內褲

死了後丟臉也沒辦法了

死了後就沒辦法換內褲了

東勳：反正都要穿壽衣 何必擔心這種事

奇勳：最後 還是要看內褲的阿

大家都穿一樣的壽衣

但是最後都是穿自己的內褲阿

<2018, 我的大叔나의 아저씨, ep.5>