"Testify"

Men.

It's like, if there weren't pickle jars to open

and spiders to kill

and computer to back up, what would be their point?

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My goal is to eventually say things that are so sassy and wise, 

that there is no possible response other than "mm" or "mm-hmm".

I hope someday to earn a...

"testify"

<How I met your mother, s8ep5>