What every red-blood American would rather be doing at all times

- For the first time in my adult life, I didn't have a roommate.

- If I want to walk around naked, nobody cares.

- If I bring home soup from the deli and leave it in the fridge for two days, nobody eats it.

- And if I do something colossally stupid, nobody ever has to know.

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- People make fun of the guy

who stays home every night doing nothing.

- Truth is that guy's a genius.

Cause let's be honest,

sitting around watching TV,

drinking beer and eating ribs alone is what every red-blood American would rather be doing at all times.

- Yeah, but wouldn't it be better to have someone to share the...

I mean, don't you get lonely without...

...Yeah, that sounds pretty great.

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