Moist Maker

- You see my sister makes these amazing turkey sandwiches.

Her secret is, she puts a, an extra slice of gravy soaked bread in the middle

I call it the Moist Maker.

Anyway, I-I put my sandwich in the fridge over here…

- Oh, you know what?

I-I'm sorry. I, I-I-I believe I ate that.

- You ate my sandwich?

- It was a simple mistake. It could happen to anyone.

- Oh-oh really?

Did you confuse it with your own turkey sandwich with a Moist Maker?

- ...No.

- Do you perhaps seeing a note on top of it?

- There may have been a-a joke or a limerick of some kind.

- That said it was my sandwich!

- Now-now calm down.

Come look in my office, some of it my still be in the trash.

- What?

- Well, it was quite large. I-I-I-I-I had to throw most of it away.

- You-you-you-you threw my sandwich away!

MY SANDWICH?!!!

<Friends, s05ep9, The One with Ross's Sandwich, 1998>