New is always better

- Barney: New is always better.

You know who's a million times hotter than the hottest girl I've ever slept with?

Her ok-looking friend I haven't seen naked.

- Ted: And this theory applies to everything?

- Barney: Mm-hmm

- Ted: So, those new Star Wars movies--

those are better than the old ones?

- Barney: Yeah, the first three barely mention the intricacies of intergalactic trade low.

- Ted: Then when you're at GunsNRose concert.

You're, like,

"Yeah, yeah, 'Paradise City' whatever. When are they gonna rock me some 'Chinese Democracy's?"

- Barney: Axl's really matured as a songwriter, Ted.

- Ted: Wendy, I'd like to buy my friend a drink.

What's your oldest scotch?

- Wendy: Glen McKenna. Age 30 years in oak casks. Amazing.

- Ted: And what's your newest scotch?

- Wendy: Jumbo Jim's Grape Scotch..

.. Don't let it touch your skin.

- Ted: Your call, buddy.

- Barney: A glass of J-Jumbo Jim's sound lovely..

Lots of ice!

<How I Met Your Mother, s06ep5, Architect Of Destruction>