You're not a real New Yorker until..

Ted: I'd say you're not a real New Yorker until

you've stolen a cab from someone who needs it more than you do.

Lily: No. You're not a real New Yorker until you've cried on the subway..

and not given a damn what anyone thinks.

Marshell: No. You're not a real New Yorker until you've killed a cockroach with your bare hands.

Robin: Those rules are all stupid, okay?

(Narrating: By the end of this day, Robin would've done all of those things.)

<How I Met Your Mother, s06ep4, Subway Wars.>