Graduation goggles

It's graduation goggles.

Like with highschool. It's four years of bullies,

making fun of the kids with branches,

even after the branches come off and they can walk just fine.

But then on graduation day, you suddenly get all Misty because you realize you're never gonna see those jerks again.

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The point is, you can't trust graduation goggles.

They're just misleading as beer goggles,

bridesmaid goggles,

and "that's just a bully outdated cell phone in his front pocket" goggles.

<How I Met Your Mother, s06ep20, The exploding meatball sub>