I just know that bitch is gonna take the last whole wheat-everything bagel

All my friends from high school, they're here with their wives, their kids.

Me? My date for the night is a sticky magazine.

I used to believe in destiny, you know.

I'd go to the bagel place, see a pretty girl in line, reading my favorite novel,

whistling the song that's been stuck in my head all week, and I'd think:

"Hey, maybe she's the one"

Now I think, "I just know that bitch is gonna take the last whole wheat-everything bagel."

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It's just every day I think I believe a little less..

And thats sucks..

<How I Met Your Mother, s07ep1, The Best Man>