鋼羊毛

很遺憾 這是我們最後一次這樣相見了

讓我來為你介紹下

除垢大師核能砲

注意! 微波動力分子雷射除垢光

注意! 雷射導引超高壓強力水柱砲

再注意! 我特別為你準備了小小的驚喜

特殊羊毛合金製成

結合先進科技與除垢藝術的天才組合

我叫它

「鋼羊毛」

它還附加了

雷射砲

有什麼遺言

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別怪我無情了 這可能會終結世界

發射雷射麻花卷!

再強一點!

強到最高點!

<盤子髒髒>

<SpongeBob SquarePants, s05ep10, The Kristy Plate>

And if there isn't enough love for the two of us, then I wanna give you all of mine.

Dear boss baby,

I don't usually write very much, but now I know that memos are very important things.

Even though I never went to business school, I did learn to share in kindergarten.

And if there isn't enough love for the two of us, then I wanna give you all of mine.

I would like to offer you a job.

It will be hard work, and there will be no pay.

But the good news is that you can never be fired.

Year after year after year.

We will grow old together. And you and I will always be, brother.

<The baby boss, 2017>

You are not supposed to end with 'Ha', you're supposed to end with 'Argh'!

-So, you went to a community college, is it?

-Keep going!

-And you have the guts to ask me for a bonus, now? Ha!

Your exit interview is over!

-Dodge, parry, and thrust!

-Sounds like a heck of a law firm!

You're fired.

And here's your severance package. Ha!

- Wait. You are not supposed to end with 'Ha', you're supposed to end with 'Argh'!

-Argh!

<The baby boss, 2017>

Aim for failure, and you'll always succeed.Aim away of failure.

-Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right.

-What are you talking about?

-The path to success is not a straight line, Templeton, but rather wild ride, like a ship at sea.

And you are a sea captain, taming a turbulent ocean.

-Tree! I'm gonna hit it!

-Aim for failure, and you'll always succeed.

Aim away of failure.

Once success is a habit, the it's all down hill.

<The baby boss, 2017>

One thing was clear, he was the boss.

Right from the start, he was yelling, ordering every people around.

One thing was clear, he was the boss.

He set up his office right smack dab in the middle of the house.

He conducting meetings. Lots and lots of meetings.

Even in the middle of the night.

If things weren't done to his immediate satisfaction... He had a fit!

He had everyone wrapped around his chubby little finger.

<The baby boss, 2017>

Did you know that triangle is the strongest shape found in nature?

And three is the perfect number.

Interesting fact, did you know that triangle is the strongest shape found in nature?

<The baby boss, 2017>

Thank you for summing that up

- He never listen.

When he does, it's with this disappointed scowl, like someone skimped on meat in his sandwich.

"Excuse me, barmaid.

I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring."

"I ordered an extra-large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side."

"This here, this is a talking fishbone."

- No, you're thinking about this all wrong.

It's not so much what you look like, it's what's inside that he can't stand.

- ..Thank you for summing that up.

<How to train your dragons, 2010>

You just gestured to all of me

- Hiccup! If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons,

you need to stop all, this.

- But you just pointed to all of me.

- Yes, that's it, stop being all of you.

====

- When you carry this axe, you carry all of us with you.

Which means you walk like us, you talk like us, you think like us.

No more of... this.

- You just gestured to all of me.

====

I’m not a jerk teen yet. Fleeting moments. Precious memories.

Nate: Dad, you don't need to help me at all. Go on.

Henry: Ok, all right.

Nate: "You blink then I'll be in college"

Henry: What was that?

Nate: Nothing, I just, walking, working.

Henry: ...Ok.

Nate: "Remember that time I was a baby? Feel like one minute ago?"

Henry: What?

Nate: What? Huh?

Henry: Fine?

Nate: "Dad, you’ll be my idol for like, two more years"

Henry: ...OK, I heart that one...

Five minutes, and then we stop.

====

Nate: Mom, we have to replace the chimney with a slide for when the storks delivery my baby brother.

Henry: What he siad.

Sarah: This is crazy! You can not do the chimney.

Come on, don't make me the mean Mom.

Nate: Dads are Fun. Moms are mean.

====

Sarah: We need to tell him.

Henry: Tell him what?

What? Go back to watch more TV?

This is the best time I had with Nate of my life.

Henry: We can get a new chimney. But we would never build or replace the time with Nate.

And if we put those headsets back on, how old will Nate be when we take it off again?

Nate: I’m not a jerk teen yet.

Fleeting moments. Precious memories.

<Storks, 2016>

Look for a new angle

Use that big brain of yours to think your way out.

Look for a new angle.

<Big Hero 6, 2014>

She understands TV

Jupiter: Turpentine Brandy.

It cools the head and warms the dog bones.

Oracle: It may show tonight.

Boss: Really? Thank you very much.

Oracle: To whom it may concern.

Boss: She sees the future!

King: No. She understands TV.

<Isle of Dogs, 2018>

The point isn't to push the bad stuff away, it's to make room for it, live with it.

People have all kinds of sides to them, Mei, and some sides are messy.

The point isn't to push the bad stuff away,

it's to make room for it, live with it.

Mei, erase it if you want, but this side of you..

made me laugh.

We've all got an inner beast.

We've all got a messy, loud, weird part of ourselves hidden away.

And a lot of us never let it out. But I did.

How about you?

<Turning Red, 2022>

Good receives all the praise and adulation while evil is sent to quiet time in the corner.

That's when I learned a very hard lesson.

Good receives all the praise and adulation.

While evil is sent to quiet time in the corner.

Was it my destiny? Maybe it was.

Being bad is the one thing I'm good at.

If I was the bad boy, then I was going to be the baddest boy of them all.

<Megamind, 2010>

Every meaningful experience must be packaged and delivered to you to watch at a distance

She only postponed her defeat.

And while she postpones her defeat, you eats chips and watch her confront problems..

that you are too lazy to deal with.

Superheros are part of your brainless desire,

to replace tire experience with simulation.

You don't talk, you watch talk shows.

You don't play games, you watch game shows.

Travel, relationship, risk..

every meaningful experience must be packaged and delivered to you to watch at a distance.

So that you can remain ever sheltered, ever passive, ever ravenous consumers..

who can't bring themselves to rise from their couches, break a sweat, and participate in life.

You want superheros to protect you..

and make yourselves ever more powerless in the process.

So that the system can keep stealing from you

smile at you all the while.

So go ahead, send your supers to stop me.

Grab your snacks, watch your screens, and see what happens.

You are no longer in control.

<超人特攻隊2, Incredibles 2, 2018>

Silenzio, Bruno.

Silenzio, Bruno.

<Luca, 2021>

就算我不恨你 我還是超恨你 我就是那麼恨你

海綿：我恨你沒有原因的恨

派大：就算我不恨你，我還是超恨你，我就是那麼恨你

海綿：額

It is my center, what is yours?

Yes! Big eyes, very big!

Because they are full of wonder!

That is my center. It is what I was born with

Eyes that have only seen the wonder in everything! 

Eyes that see lights in the trees and magic in the air.

This wonder is what I put into the world

And what I protect in children.

It is what makes me a guardian.

It is my center, what is yours?

<North, Rise of the Guardians, 2012>

I feel like the maid

I feel like the maid.

I just cleaned up this mess.

Can we keep it clean for ten minutes?

<Mr incredible, The incredibles, 2004>

Imagine an ogre baby. They extra cry, and they extra poop.

Have you seen a baby lately? 

They just eat and poop, 

and they cry and then they cry when they poop and poop when they cry. 

Now, imagine an ogre baby. 

They extra cry, and they extra poop.

<Shrek, the Third, 2007>