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2021.12.20

All those "famous last words" people supposedly said.. they're all made-up

- I hold in my hand

the last word my father will ever say to me.

What if it's worse than "Crocodile Dundee3"?

- This idea that someone's last words have to be profound and meaningful..

I mean, who can live up with that?

- Exactly. All those "famous last words" people supposedly said..

they're all made-up.

<How I Met Your Mother, s06ep14, Last Word>

They called her a "bitch," but deep down they know she's right

No, you can't go now.

It's the night before Thanksgiving.

College chicks are back in town. Their mom just made a snide comment about the weight they gained.

They called her a "bitch," but deep down they know she's right.

And they are about to walk through that door where we will be waiting

With some light beer and some rock-hard approval.

Wh-What u-up.

<How I Met Your Mother, s06ep10, Blitzgiving>

small potato

Small/big potatoes.

小人物 微不足道的人 無關緊要

e.g.

I didn't realize you were small potatoes.

And to be clear, I am referring to your testicles.

Hot potato.

炙手可熱

e.g.

The subject of abortion become a political hot potato.

Potato Head

傻瓜

Potato digger

古板 不受歡迎的人

New is always better

- Barney: New is always better.

You know who's a million times hotter than the hottest girl I've ever slept with?

Her ok-looking friend I haven't seen naked.

- Ted: And this theory applies to everything?

- Barney: Mm-hmm

- Ted: So, those new Star Wars movies--

those are better than the old ones?

- Barney: Yeah, the first three barely mention the intricacies of intergalactic trade low.

- Ted: Then when you're at GunsNRose concert.

You're, like,

"Yeah, yeah, 'Paradise City' whatever. When are they gonna rock me some 'Chinese Democracy's?"

- Barney: Axl's really matured as a songwriter, Ted.

- Ted: Wendy, I'd like to buy my friend a drink.

What's your oldest scotch?

- Wendy: Glen McKenna. Age 30 years in oak casks. Amazing.

- Ted: And what's your newest scotch?

- Wendy: Jumbo Jim's Grape Scotch..

.. Don't let it touch your skin.

- Ted: Your call, buddy.

- Barney: A glass of J-Jumbo Jim's sound lovely..

Lots of ice!

<How I Met Your Mother, s06ep5, Architect Of Destruction>

You're not a real New Yorker until..

Ted: I'd say you're not a real New Yorker until

you've stolen a cab from someone who needs it more than you do.

Lily: No. You're not a real New Yorker until you've cried on the subway..

and not given a damn what anyone thinks.

Marshell: No. You're not a real New Yorker until you've killed a cockroach with your bare hands.

Robin: Those rules are all stupid, okay?

(Narrating: By the end of this day, Robin would've done all of those things.)

<How I Met Your Mother, s06ep4, Subway Wars.>

There's a bit of green in the blue of your eyes.

Now that you're standing here I just realized.

There's a bit of green in the blue of your eyes.

How nice to find a flaw.

<Captain America: Civil War, 2016, Zemo>